Please read the overview and all the descriptions of the suspects before the party. Sometimes we hide clues in these descriptions.

Overview

Tilly Song (a megastar singer) has hired a luxury-plus cruiser to see the Bahamas and have a holiday. She has invited a variety of other famous people along to share the lobster. But just as the party was about to start, Karl Virgil, that mad-man troublemaker, has been found overboard as full of water as he was of his own self-importance.

Was it one of the singers or actors or was it the tennis or the basketball star or one of the others? Although we have more comedians on-board than we do detectives, this is no laughing matter. We have to find out who did it.

The suspects

The people present on-board are:

Tilly Song

I’m a soulful singer/songwriter with a voice as pure as the Canadian air I breathed when young. My voice has brought me wealth and fame and I like to share my good fortune with my friends. Dress suggestions: Wear your hair flat, maybe slicked back. Dress in simple, but well-styled clothes. Carry a guitar (or guitar case).

Gerardo Netman

don’t let my orange hair and tattoos confuse you or I will have the ball in the basket before you’ve have time to say my name. Dress suggestions: Wear orange hair, fake tattoos and basketball clothes. Carry a basketball.

Magnolia Lollipop

I’m a stand-up comedian. As my name indicates, I’m a cross between a perfume and a candy store. Don’t sniff too hard or you’ll eat me. Dress suggestions: Dress as a little girl complete with ribbons in your hair and a lollipop in your mouth.

Gilbert Trueheart

I’m a comedy writer. I write very funny books. Some say I’m crass, outspoken, brutally honest and controversial – a loving force to be reckoned. And I have to agree. Dress suggestions: Wear a dark haired wig. Dress in avant-garde clothes. Add a heart on your sleeve.

Cosmo LuvLuvLuv

when I play tennis with you, don’t try and hit back. Just watch the ball zoom past – if you can see it! Some say I’m brilliant, honest and bold. I say – watch that ball! Dress suggestions: Wear tennis clothes. Carry a racquet. Also add some flashy jewelry.

Eduardo Martini

I’m from Argentina. In the past I sang duets with Tilly, but now I don’t need her help. My dark swarthy looks and showshipie charms have won me my own fame. Dress suggestions: Wear a clingy shirt with some open buttons to show off your chest.

Hertha Haywire

with my own TV talk show, what more could I want besides maybe a bit of peace and quiet? But I like to challenge people so I only have myself to blame for stirring up hornet’s nests. Dress suggestions: Wear a suit (eg a pink one) with a black T-shirt underneath. You are definitely not slim, so you may need to add some padding.

Hercules

as a child in Bolivia I saved my village from raiders. With my newfound sense of power, I went on to become a TV hero. Now I devote myself to fighting for the greater good. Dress suggestions: Dress as a warrior. Carry a sword.

Angelica

after Hercules saved me from being slain when I was a child, I pledged my life to roaming the world with him. I learned to fight and now I am his co-star on TV as a princess and we are happily married. Dress suggestions: Dress as a princess, but carry a sword.

Twinkle-fingers

like Elvis I’m back for a visit from the other side complete with my flamboyant outfits, glitter, gold and magic piano playing hands. I wasn’t invited. I am just ghosting around. Dress suggestions: Wear a flamboyant outfit with lots of glitter and add gold chains and lots of rings. Add white powder as you are a ghost.

Shirley Frosty

I’m a serious actor/director/producer with a capital S. I’m also a classy lady. I have had lots of practice; having started in this career aged 3. I prefer to lead a very private life. Dress suggestions: Wear a straight blonde/brown wig. Dress in stylish clothes. Carry a video camera.

Claudine Shifty

I’m a world famous model. Men swoon at my feet and are in total adoration of my fabulous looks. When it comes to work, I can name my own price. Dress suggestions: Dress like a beauty queen with a blonde wig, tight fitting dress, extra padding around your breasts (add some socks). Add lots of lipstick.

The following people shared cabins:

• Hercules and Angelica
• Cosmo and Gerardo
• Hertha and Magnolia
• Gilbert and Eduardo
• Twinkle-fingers and Karl Virgil
• Shirley and Claudine
• Tilly.

The Captain had a cabin near the spa and the chef had a cabin near the gym. There were no other crew or staff on board.

The optional authorities

Quincy Spadelow – I’m an inspector working with the Royal Bahamas Police Force. We may have a casual lifestyle here in the Bahamas but we take crime very seriously. I have spent a good many years helping to put criminals behind bars, and the only thing I like better than chasing criminals, is gardening. Dress suggestions: Wear tropical gardening clothes with a sun hat and wear gardening gloves when checking out the evidence, etc. Carry a plastic flower with your notebook and pen.

Cynthia Bethel – I’m a private detective employed by the Royal Bahamas Police Force to get to the bottom of mysteries. I have uncovered more crimes than you’ve had fish dinners, and I’m a better investigator than any you might see on TV. Dress suggestions: Wear a floral shirt, a plain skirt and carry a notebook and pen.

Joan Lowenfelt – I’m a happy doctor with a cozy little practice here in the tropics. Some people think that I eat too many boiled candies. I can’t help it. I’m addicted to them! Dress suggestions: Wear a lab coat with lots of empty candy bags poking out of the pockets. Carry a bag of candies and a medical kit.

Ruben Sewerdock – I’m a disgraced corporate lawyer hiding out in the Bahamas. I like to fudge my way into the lives of the rich and famous by offering my services when needed. Karl needs my services all the time. Dress suggestions: Wear a business suit and carry a mobile phone. Slick your hair back. Pretend that you’re always talking on the phone to some corporate bigwig back on the mainland.

Jo Randolph – I’m a local reporter and this is the biggest news I’ve covered in my entire career. It’s so exciting! I can’t stop and talk. I have to go and interview everyone. Dress suggestions: Wear casual clothes and a (fake) pair of dark-rimmed glasses. Have lots of pencils on you and carry a notepad on which you will write lots of information that the guests tell you.

Romolo Silvaro – I’m one of the paparazzi. I only just found out about this boatload of celebrities and have only just arrived – so I’ve been madly trying to catch some incriminating photos of them. I’m thrilled to have gotten a photo of Karl Virgil’s body which should sell well. Dress suggestions: Wear tropical clothes and carry lots of cameras and if possible, one with a very long lens.

The optional witnesses

Jodie Angel – I’m Hertha’s 18 year old daughter and I’m a swimwear model. I’m glad to be on this cruise with my mother because I get to show off all my beautiful swimsuits, but I never get them wet. I don’t actually like going in the water. When the murder happened I was taking part in a ‘Girl in a Swimsuit’ competition on shore and I’m happy to say I won. Dress suggestions: Wear a sarong over a swimsuit or with a colorful midriff top. Add sandals and a flower in your hair.

Jason Freestyle – I’m Tilly’s body guard. I’m quite useful really because I have a life saving certificate and can keep a watch on those who go swimming. It’s a shame Jodie won’t go in the water, I’d like to rescue her. If I had been here when Karl Virgil fell in the sea I could have rescued him, but I was busy on shore taking photographs of a swimsuit competition. Dress suggestions: Wear casual tropical clothes and a baseball cap and sunshades.

Sean Devine – I might be young but I’m the best DJ around. Tilly invited me along on this cruise to entertain everyone when they’re not singing their own songs. I work under the name of DJ Devine and my sound is mighty fine. At the time of the murder was snorkelling on the other side of the island with one of the crew members. Dress suggestions: Wear a tropical shirt and shorts and carry a CD case.

Kasie Kallie – I’m a young waitress. I might look like a dizzy blond but I’m no fool. I love being on a luxury cruise ship even if I do have to work, because I get to eat lots of delicious food. On my days off I go swimming and have fun. Today I was checking out all the tropical fish on the other side of the island. Dress suggestions: Wear a blond wig, a short black skirt, white shirt and flat shoes.

Widow Donohue – I was once married to a local aristocrat. Oh dear, I miss the good old days, before all this independence rubbish. I was quite a dish in my younger years. I was having my beauty sleep when all this was happening. Dress suggestions: Wear a long dress with lots of jewelry. Long gloves. And lots of makeup. Carry a champagne glass. Say ‘Oh dear’ a lot.

Miriam Dottage – I’m the cleaning lady. Mind you, I’m more like a slave. ‘Come here. Do this. Do that. Get me a drink.’ Who do they think they are, anyway? The captain! I get off this tub whenever I can. Today was my day off. Dress suggestions: Wear an apron and a hairnet. Carry a feather duster.

Clyde Bounty – I’m an old barnacle living in this ‘ere area. Don’t let this eye patch fool yer. I can see wot’s goin’ on alright. Wot’s yer name again? I left me eye glass back on board me ship. Dress suggestions: Wear a beachcomber’s clothes and an eye patch. Look unshaven. Say ‘Ahoy there, matey!’ a lot.

Captain Donald Boyd – I’m the captain of this cruise. I see all sorts on this boat. Most of them are crazy, if you ask me. I was asleep when Karl was murdered. I always have a nap in the afternoon. Dress suggestions: Wear a blue jacket, a captain’s cap, and deck shoes. Call everyone a ‘scallywag’.

Gavin Bacon – I’m a famous football player. The women love me. That’s why I’m here. I was watching the swimsuit contest at the time of the incident. Dress suggestions: Wear a pair of white shorts, and a spiky (blond) hairstyle. Carry a football.

Bella McFirstwun – I’m a top model. Wouldn’t you just love to have a body like mine? I was surrounded by men on the island today. They just can’t help it. Dress suggestions: Wear the most beautiful dress you can find. Ask everyone, ‘Am I beautiful?’

Bob Clots – I’m the ship’s chef. I’m off to the beach again. It’s too hot in the kitchen. I was lying on the beach in the shade of a coconut palm at the time of the murder. Dress suggestions: Wear very casual tropical clothing, a chef’s hat, and carry a soda can everywhere.

Kelly Weights – I’m a movie actor. I’ve worked with some of these people in various movies. I always end up in scary movies. Some people think it’s because I look like a psychopathic maniac. I can’t help it if I’m big and ugly. I feel seasick. I’ve been in bed seasick all day. Dress suggestions: Wear a dark, simple dress with lots of padding. Wear short hair, or tie your hair back. Dark makeup.

Kool Sail – I’m an action movie man. I’m suave and handsome and women adore me. I make megabucks with every movie I do and I’m also producng movies now. I was out sailing a yacht at the time of the murder. Dress suggestions: Wear a dark sunglasses and cool groovy clothes. Also wear some white sole shoes.

Roma Mercure – I’m blonde and my parents are wealthy business people. People seem to get a kick out of watching what I say and do with my time and they often pay to watch. I am smarter than everyone thinks I am. This afternoon, I was on shore shopping as usual. Dress suggestions: Wear a blonde wig and expensive looking clothes. Carry a tiny dog or a toy dog in your bag. Also carry some bags full of your shopping (eg clothes etc).

Lyon Forest – I’m an amazingly good golfer – world class. I have been playing since I was very young. Today I was on shore playing a short round. I miss it if I don’t practice. Dress suggestions: Carry a golf bag or just a golf club or some golf balls and tees. Wear golf shoes but not the spikes.

Gina Gland – I’m an actor, but sometimes I think they employ me more for my feminine shaped body than for my acting skills. But I am smarter than they all realise. I was getting my hair done at the time of the murder and as you all know that takes hours. Dress suggestions: Wear a dress and maybe pad it out a bit to accentuate your feminity. If you want you can leave hot rollers in your hair.

Nick Sharp – I’m an old rocker. Our concerts these days are still sellout extravaganzas. My band is more than just a band – it’s a brand as it’s so well-known. I was on shore jamming with some of the Bahama local musicians today. Dress suggestions: Wear a t-shirt of a rock band and tight jeans. Dark glasses. Maybe carry a microphone.

Mary Mountain – I’m a well-known politician. My husband used to be in politics too. I’ve been a very understanding wife but now it’s my time to take the limelight. I was on shore making a few diplomatic connections with the local leaders. They could be useful in the future. Dress suggestions: Wear a smart business suit and carry a diary. Maybe make a few political “vote for me” cards to hand to people.

Trevor Revolt – I fly planes – big ones – very big ones. And in my spare time I act in movies and sometimes I dance in them too. I was on shore taking a joy ride around the area. Dress suggestions: Wear a pilot’s outfiit and hat or a suit and your dancing shoes. Wear a dark wig (longish hair optional). Slick back your hair.

Lucy Latina – I’m a singer and a dancer and an actor. You may have seen my music clips. I was on shore working out at a gym for the whole afternoon. Dress suggestions: Wear attactive, fashionable modern clothes so that you look like you are straight off a music clip. Or dress like you’ve just come back from the gym and have a towel around your neck.

Tommy Tree – I used to be an actor but now I mainly just write, direct and produce my own movies. Some people see me as a pessimistic grumpy old man. I am married to someone much younger than myself. I play Jazz on a clarinet and I was on shore taking in some local afternoon jazz. Dress suggestions: Make yourself look a bit older and wear big glasses and a baggy suit. Carry a wind instrument (eg clarinet, recorder, flute, trumpet or saxaphone).

Tania Tiara – I was married into royalty, but after I got divorced I got myself in a bit of financial hot water – a bit of overspending I suppose on my part was the cause of it. So now I’ve tried all sorts of things to earn a living – writing, promoting things and so on. This afternoon I was on shore promoting some products I am currently endorsing. No rest for the wicked as they say. Dress suggestions: Dress well and carry something like Royal Doulton china cups and try and sell them to everyone.

Azzi Aria – I’m an opera singer. Even people who have never been to an opera generally know who I am as I have done a few popular CDs with some other opera singers. Italian is my mother tongue. I was on shore giving a private recital to some friends of mine who live in the Bahamas. Dress suggestions: Wear large flowing clothes and maybe add a bit of padding underneath as opera singers usually aren’t slim.

Lily Lathe – I’m a dancer and a singer – a legend they all say. Even though I’m a bit older now – I still get everyone moving and I’m still kicking my legs high. I was on shore doing a yoga class and then a pilates class. Dress suggestions: Wear a dress that shows off your legs and wear high heels. Or dress in a yoga outfit and carry a yoga mat as if you have just come back from the class.

Fred Facade – I have a face like plastercine and I like pulling faces with it in the movies I star in. Sometimes I do serious movies too. Although I’m a comedian, I’m a pretty straight sort of guy and I don’t tell lies. This afternoon I was on shore watching a couple of old movies. Dress suggestions: Wear a funny face mask and green clothes. Maybe also wear some tap shoes.

Penny Paperback – I write trash, but loveable trash that a lot of people enjoy. I’ve been married a number of times and I look great for my age. I was on shore having yet another beauty treatment. I came back as soon as I heard the news. Dress suggestions: Dress well and carry a few books you have written. If you want you can leave a face mask and hair scarf on to show you really came as soon as you could (but not a mask that goes stiff or you won’t enjoy the party till you wash it off).

Clive Creature – I take photographs and movies of animals and I am world famous for doing so. I often get amazing closeups of the creatures. I try to make you realise how fascinating the natural world is. I was on shore taking a few photos of some of the local butterflies and birds. Dress suggestions: Carry a large camera or a video camera or both. Maybe also a tripod.

Sunnie Silvers – I’m a stand-up comedian and actor. I sure ain’t no nun, but I’ve tried to do a good job. This afternoon I was visiting a local library and doing a bit of reading there away from all the ruckus on board. Dress suggestions: Wear a long dark wig done with tight plaits. Wear wire rimmed glasses.

Stoker Joker – I’m an actor of serious films and some comedies too. Women seem to throw themselves at me but after a while I bat them back. I was on shore watching a basketball game at a local hotel. Dress suggestions: Dark glasses. Maybe carry a basketball glove.

Helen Girl – I’m an actor like a lot of the others on board. In my most famous role I play a woman who is given an opportunity to be wealthier for a few days than she usually is. Today I took the opportunity to go swimming at one of the local beaches. I also did a bit of knitting too. Dress suggestions: Wear a long brunette wig. Wear a sunhat. Bring your knitting.

Billie Black – I was a muscle builder and then I became an actor and now I’m a politician. Not sure what I’m really the best at or what I’ll try next. This afternoon I was checking out how the Bahamas authorities run their bus system. Thought I might get a few ideas for back home. Dress suggestions: Large muscles (fake ones if need be). Dark glasses. Carry some weights, but wear a business suit jacket and some tracksuit pants.

Lexie Shubert – I am an ultra-conservative icon in the U.S. I am a social and policical commentar, best-selling author and columnist. I have had a series of stalkers. I am known for saying outrageous things. I have long blond hair. Some of my favorite books are Wuthering Heights, The Bible, and true crime. Dress suggestions: Put on a long blond wig. Wear a black dress and red lipstick. Carry The Bible.

Bert Phillips – I am a social commentator, stand-up comic and political commentator who is critical of religion, although I do not consider myself an atheist. Also, I believe most illness is caused by poor diet. Dress suggestions: Wear a suit, a business shirt but no tie or an animal rights T-shirt. Carry some health food to nibble on.

Gem – My real name is Alice Becker but I am popularly known as “Gem.” I’m a singer and poet. My father was Mormon, and I grew up without indoor plumbing. We moved from Utah to Alaska. I earned a living with my father singing in bars and taverns. As my father was part Swiss, I learned to yodel. Dress suggestions: Wear a hippyish outfit of a loose skirt and loose blouse. Wear a necklace with a lot of jewels, real or fake.

Edgar Manson – I’m an American actor and comedian. “How you doin’?” is my standard phrase. My father worked at an ice cream plant. I was involved in a lawsuit regarding a plagiarized movie manuscript, and subsequently, an entire book was written about the fiasco. Dress suggestions: Wear a white doctor’s coat, and toy or real stethoscope. Carry a stuffed pig, parrot or mouse.

Lizzie Dangerfield – I am known for playing a girl in a strange family in the movies. I often play rather dark roles. My various tattoos include a lion, a bouquet of sweet peas, and praying hands. I have my own movie production company. Dress suggestions: Dress in all black. Wear a black wig. Add some fake tattoos or draw in pen some of her tattoos.

Mark Belly – I am an American movie star known for my more eccentric offbeat roles. My family moved frequently when I was a child, and I ended up living in more than 20 locations. In the midnineties, I was arrested for causing damage to a NY hotel suite. I am with a French actor and we have 2 children. Dress suggestions: Dress as a pirate. Wear a long-haired black wig and a three-quarter hat. Wear loose pants with boots and a loose jacket.

Rudy Cohen – I am a New Zealand born actor who was raised in Australia. In addition to all my activities in the entertainment world, I love sports and I part-own a Rugby club. I have given hundreds of thousands of dollars to some schools near where I was living at the time. I also play guitar and sing in a band. I once threw a phone at someone. Dress suggestions: Wear a suit and classes. Or wear a striped Rugby jersey or a gladiator outfit. If you like, you can carry a phone.

Ruby Solomen – I am a famous television chef and talk-show host. I have my own line of books as well as my own magazine. I grew up in a family that was in the restaurant business. I have coined several popular cooking phrases. I also help people who don’t like to cook to learn how to make simple, quick meals. Dress suggestions: Wear an attractive dress and a chef’s hat, apron, and bring a mixing spoon or whisk.

Eliza Jenkins – I am a Canadian-born actress. I have been in several movies including a major hit in which I played a pregnant girl. I also support various political campaigns, including the campaign for Burma to end its dictatorship. Dress suggestions: Wear a red and orange striped shirt with a stuffed pillow to show pregnancy underneath. Finish it off with jeans.

Ferdinando Martinez – I am a Spanish-born singer, songwriter and actor. I have made a crossover into the English market. I have produced 19 Spanish songs that have hit number one on the charts. My grandfather was kidnapped by terrorists and I was sent to live in the US. My father was a famous singer also. I have been dating a tennis champ. Dress suggestions: Wear clothing a popular model would wear, such as a white shirt with a black vest and dress pants. Carry a small microphone and sing Spanish songs into it.

Jill Jensen – I come from a large family of famous singers. I received my first recording contract at age 15, and am currently considered an R & B singer. I am known for my sometimes outrageous performances. I grew up in California. Dress suggestions: Wear a blouse, mini-skirt and boots.

Alan Blue – I occupied a high political position in the U.K. for a long time. I have also served as an envoy for the Quartet on the Middle East. I converted recently to Catholicism. I have started my own sports foundation to encourage exercise in childhood. Dress suggestions: Wear a suit and tie with a British pin. If you can, carry a small British flag.

Bonfire Accen – I am a very wealthy and extremely popular R & B artist and actor. I was originally lead singer in a girl group. I have done philanthropic work for cancer associations, food banks, and survivors of the U.S. Hurricane Ike. I am afraid the people I like will not care about me as genuinely anymore now that I am famous. Dress suggestions: Dress in a sparkly dress and carry a microphone.

Joe Sage – I am a well known American actor who has been the recipient of several academy awards. I’ve also worked as a director and helped found an alternative movie festival. I received a baseball scholarship to go to college. Then I studied art, but ended up in the movie business. I am known for my stances on environmentalism and Native American rights. Dress suggestions: Wear corduroy pants and a white, button down shirt. If you can, wear some thin wire-framed glasses.

Nellie Eckhart – I am an Israeli-American film actor who has won several awards but I would rather be known for my brains. Thus, I went to an Ivy-League American school to further my education. I’m a vegetarian and a big supporter of animal rights organizations. Dress suggestions: Tuck a pencil behind your ear. Wear a v-neck sweater and jeans. Carry a backpack.

Prince Stewart – I come from a royal Wales family. I have worked with charities that support the homeless, as well as environmental organizations. I also play polo professionally and to support charity. Dress suggestions: Wear a white nice dress shirt, white sport’s trousers and white gloves. Carry a British flag.

Mary Lynn – I am considered one of the most talented movie actors alive. I have received one Academy Award and more nominations than any other actor. I can also sing, and indeed, have swept the music charts with at least one song from a movie I was in. Dress suggestions: Wear a long black dress and dangling earrings. Or dress in a glittery dress and sing Abba songs.

Dr Bruce – I am a talk-show psychologist. I have written several books on the topic of self-help. I have been involved in some controversies, such as seeing a celebrity in hospital without her permission. I also started a brand of weight-loss products but I stopped after I was about to be investigated and sued. I have a charity to fight childhood obesity. Dress suggestions: Wear a fake mustache and a black shirt and conservative trousers.

Samantha Mumbo – I am a Canadian pop-country singer songwriter. I have some Indian blood. Growing up, I had so little to eat that my mother once drove me to a homeless shelter in search of food when my father was out. I sang in bars from an early age just to bring in some money for my family. Considering I now have one of the best selling Canadian albums of all time, my financial situation has changed dramatically. I live in New Zealand and Switzerland. Dress suggestions: Wear many bracelets and a necklace with a pendant. Wear dance pants and a stretchy top.

James Brand – I am an American actor and film maker. I was born and raised in Minnesota. I worked at fast food places as a teenager. I starred in a well-known horror movie and a few war movies. I am promoting a male fragrance. Dress suggestions: Wear a dress shirt and tie or an Army uniform. Wear a male perfume.

Sparkly – I am a British member of a formerly popular all-female band. I am also a businesswoman and have my own clothing line. My real name is Annie Denz. I am married to a soccer star. Dress suggestions: Wear your most outrageous sparkly dress and outrageous shoes with lots of jewelry and make-up.

Neddie Martin – I am an African-American movie star, movie producer and rapper. I am considered one of the richest and most successful celebrities in the world, although I had IRS trouble early in my career and nearly went bankrupt. I have donated my money to several causes, including a fund to assist Hurricane Katrina victims. I made my first big appearance in the early 1990’s on a popular American sit-com. Dress suggestions: Wear dark glasses and dress in a white shirt, black suit with black dress shoes.

Sarah Felt – I am a well-known chef, author, and television personality. I helped introduce French cuisine to the U.S. public. A major movie was made about me. Dress suggestions: Wear a loose blue skirt and a polka-dotted shirt. Carry a French cookbook and/or a wooden spoon.

Eli Jones – I’m an American comedian who also hosts a very popular game show. After I left the U.S. Marines, I taught myself to be humorous by taking books out of the library on how to write jokes. I eventually won an open-mike contest and was able to become MC of a comedy club. Now that I am wealthy, I donate to libraries. Dress suggestions: Wear large, nerdy looking glasses, and a gray suit with a white shirt and red tie or a bow tie. Carry a book of jokes.

Melissa Brown – I’m a R & B singer songwriter. I am considered one of the most successful musical artists of the nineties in the U.S. When I was young I experienced racism from neighbors. They poisoned my family’s dog and set fire to my family’s car. My mother worked a variety of jobs to support the family. I gave a record producer a tape of my music and he liked it so much that he tracked me down after meeting me at a party. I am a philanthropist. Dress suggestions: Wear hair extensions, a black dress, stilettos, and a charm bracelet. You may want to also carry a microphone.

Cecile Oats – I am a Canadian singer and actor. I originally came to fame by winning some international song contests. I sing in French and in English and I am one of the best selling female artists of all time. I sang the headline song for a bestselling movie. I am also married to my agent, a man almost two decades my elder. He borrowed against his home to finance my first record. Dress suggestions: Wear a modern dress and carry a microphone.

Manny Bazook – I was a well-known US politician during the nineties. I almost got to the top, but there were some problems with the counting system. Since then, I have become equally well-known for my work on environmental issues. I helped make a documentary movie about climate change. I have received international recognition for this work. Dress suggestions: Don a nice suit and tie outfit. Wear a pin of the earth or a pro-environment button.

Cathy Ellis – I am an Australian Academy Award winning actor. I am known for my roles in various period and drama movies. When I was 18-years-old, I went on a vacation to Egypt and was asked to be an extra in a film. This was how I got a taste for acting. Then I went back to Australia and studied it. I once played a famous male singer in a movie about him. I am married to a playwright and screenwriter and we have 3 sons. We are directors of an Australian theater company. Dress suggestions: Wear a black dress, a blond wig and a kangaroo pin to show you are from Australia.

George Fonds – I am a famous horror novelist. Some of my books have been made into movies. When I was 2 years old, my father left the family, feigning he was going out to purchase a pack of cigarettes. When I was a child, I also witnessed my friend being killed by a train although I have no memory of it. My wife and a few of my children are also novelists. Dress suggestions: Wear glasses, a sweater, and jeans. Carry a notepad and pencil.

Lena Sterner – I’m a singer and songwriter from Belgium. I sing in English, Italian, Spanish, and French. Before pursuing a full time career as a musician, I studied to become a lawyer. I toured Canada and fell in love with Quebec and moved there. Dress suggestions: Wear a dress, make-up, and carry a microphone or clip-on microphone.

Abe Mondol – I am an American comedian, actor and writer. I use comedy to examine racism and customs of modern life. I was expelled from school at the age of 14. I eventually started performing as a stand-up comic. I have married a lot of women and had a lot of children. Dress suggestions: Wear a baseball cap, mustache, and a casual suit.

Amy Goldfield – I am one of the world’s most beautiful actors. I have also won an Academy Award for my acting. My parents were actors, although I am now estranged from my father. I have three adopted children, as well as three biological children. I still see myself as just a punk kid with tattoos. I also do some work to help refugees. Dress suggestions: Put on a bunch of fake tattoos, wear black and die your hair dark purple to dress as a punk. Carry some dolls and pretend they are your babies.

Bob McKay – I am a famous stand-up comedian and actor. I excel at improv. I talk really fast at times. I have two children. I have been in a ton of films, including big name ones. I was once in a movie where I played a man who disguised himself as a nanny. Dress suggestions: Dress up as a woman who is disguising himself as a man. Try wearing a woman’s wig, dress, an apron and heels.

Carly Ferrick – I’m a Welsh actor, although I’m currently based in the U.S. I won an Academy Award for my role in a movie musical. I started my career by performing at friends and families weddings as well as at my Catholic Church. I’m married to a famous actor 25 years older than me. We share the same birthday. We have two children. Dress suggestions: Wear a nice formal dress and pin on a self-made button for T-mobile, as you have done advertising for them.

Ethan Terry – I was once on a popular American comedy show. Since then, I have written, produced and acted in many of my own movies and am best known for my sometimes-crude comedy. I am married with two daughters. Dress suggestions: Wear a Star of David necklace, perhaps with a sports jersey and sports hat turned backwards, as you usually dress in a laid-back manner.

Christie Golden – I am a famous singer and actor. I was on a children’s channel performing when I was just a girl. I sang with other mice. Later I did opening acts for popular boy-bands. I was raised in Louisiana as a Southern Baptist. I do a lot of dancing in my performances. My first marriage lasted for 55 hours. Dress suggestions: Wear boots, a loose shirt and too much jewelry and make-up. Maybe add some mouse ears.

Johnathon Jones – I am an English actor and filmmaker. I am well known in the film world for my acting style, which includes a heavy dose of sarcasm combined with charisma. Ironically, I do not like the acting profession nor am I a fan of “celebrity culture.” I am adamant that acting is not my true calling, but rather a job I just fell into. Dress suggestions: Wear a dress shirt, tweed jacket and jeans to look like a well-dressed English man.

Jillian Sweets – I am an American actor, director and producer who started my career as a child. My mother was born in a displaced persons camp in West Germany. Both of my parents, as well as my grandfather and half-brother were or are actors. I used to be a vegetarian, but I have since returned to eating meat. I am the goddaughter of a very famous movie director and producer and he made me famous by casting me as a child in one of his science fiction movies. I have helped projects for the hungry. Dress suggestions: Wear dressy casual clothes. Wear a medium length blonde, brunette or red haired wig.

Michael Kovak – I am an American singer and actor. I started out playing with a bunch of other mice. I was a member of a popular boy band. Now I am a singer in my own right. I also like to play basketball. Dress suggestions: Wear a sports jersey and dance pants. Maybe add mouse ears.

Shirley Grandfield – I’m a South-African Academy Award-winning actor, producer and former model. I now live in the US. I very actively promote women’s rights and animal rights. I was discovered by an acting agent in LA when I started shouting at a bank teller. Dress suggestions: Dress in shades and a nice jacket or dress as a movie star, but also add some peace buttons to your outfit.

Jamison Red – I am a Welsh Academy Award winning actor, screenwriter, and producer. I am known for my acting in many famous films, including, very scary ones as well as mysteries and dramas. I rehearse my lines many times before filming starts and that’s why they appear natural. Even though I am older now, I continue to act. I was diagnosed with dyslexia as a child but I was inspired to act after I briefly met another famous Welsh actor. Dress suggestions: Wear a stylish hat and a light brown suit with a white shirt. Or dress like a racing car driver.

Kasey Clearance – I’m an American gymnast from Arizona. I’m known for my extraordinary performance at an international competition in the ’90s. I competed for my team and won a medal even though I had seriously injured my ankle. Dress suggestions: Wear a leotard. Wrap a large bandage around your ankle.

Alex Blazer – I am an actor, playwright, screenwriter, and producer. I created a sit-com about a multi-generational family living together. In the past, I have played a humorous but well-meaning woman (even though I am a man). Although I am now extremely well-paid, I was once homeless for a year and ended up living in a car. Dress suggestions: Dress as a woman. Wear a wig with gray hair and glasses. Put a pillow under your stomach to make yourself look heavy and wear a dress over it.

Mel Alin – I am a famous, though now retired, American female soccer player. I was born with a club foot and had to wear corrective shoes as a toddler. My college team only lost one game out of the ninety five I played. I was the youngest person to ever join the U.S. women’s national team. Dress suggestions: Wear a sports jersey and athletic shorts. Also wear sneakers, carry a soccer ball and wear shin guards if you can find them.

Don West – I have performed in science fiction and adventure movies among many others. I have Irish, Jewish, and German heritage. Additionally, I was active in the Boy Scouts and achieved its second highest rank. A famous director and producer hired me to make some cabinets for his house and then he helped cast me for some movies. I have a scar on my chin from a car accident. I support environmental causes. Dress suggestions: Wear a cowboy hat and boots and carry a rope. Draw a fake scar on your chin.

Ellie Locus – I am considered one of the greatest film stars of all time. I was born in England. I started acting as a child in the US. I have been married eight times. One man I married twice. I also am a jewelry collector. I own homes in Palm Beach, London, and Hawaii. I believe in the Kabballah. I have done a lot of work for charities. Dress suggestions: Wear a fancy dress and a lot of jewels. Alternatively, you can dress as a bride or as Cleopatra.

Richard Felsen – I am an American Academy Award-winning actor known for my method acting. I quit high school at age 16 to pursue acting. In order to get an authentic reaction out of an actor I have to work with, I have sometimes said outrageous things to them just to get them angry. I have had a lot of wives and a lot of children. Dress suggestions: Wear a suit or tuxedo and carry trophies from all the awards you have won. Slick back your hair like an Italian Gangster.

David Rubes – I’m an American businessman and author. I made most of my money from the good real estate deals I organized. I had financial problems during the recession of the late 1980s and I am also facing problems now. I have my own hotel and casino resort chain. I ran a TV show for people wanting to succeed in business. I am a fan of the World Wrestling Entertainment. Dress suggestions: Wear a tuxedo with bowtie. Slick your hair across your forehead. Put lots of fake money in your pockets.

Teddy Marks – I’m a very famous American actor, director, screenwriter and producer. Originally, I wanted to be an astronaut, but I thought I couldn’t because I was no good at math. Instead, I wrote and produced a film about a moon landing. An asteroid has been named after me. My father was a distant cousin of President Abraham Lincoln. I am an environmentalist and I own two electric cars. Dress suggestions: Wear a white or off-white suit. Carry a suitcase. Or weear an astronaut’s outfit.

Terry Ford – I am an American actor and movie producer who is known for my good looks. However, I’ve also been involved in scandals involving my out of the ordinary religious beliefs. Dress suggestions: Dress all in black and wear black sunglasses.

Sam Sterling – I am a major Academy Award winning movie producer, director, and screenwriter. They wouldn’t accept me into film school, but I became a free intern at a movie studio. I have made films on sharks, extra-terrestrials, slavery, war, and terrorism as well as dinosaurs. I have sometimes played cameo roles in my own movies. Dress suggestions: Wear a fake beard and glasses and dress in a grey suit.